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My Favorite Prostate Procedure
A Sick And Twisted Tale You know you’re officially old when the most interesting thing you have to talk about with friends, is your...
Apr 13, 20244 min read
I LOVE OJ
Poor OJ. He got away with moidering his ex-wife and her "friend," only to get prostate cancer and die. I want to thank Jesus, Moses,...
Apr 13, 20243 min read
The Metamorphosis Of Donald Trump
Hello everybody. Thank you for tuning in to FOX News for this live broadcast from my home at the Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, Florida....
Apr 12, 20243 min read
Mr. Al Gets A Face Tattoo
Here I am sitting in the chair at a shop called The Painful Needle getting my first tattoo. I hate tattoos, so I thought I’d get over my...
Apr 12, 20244 min read
Not A Fish Tale
It’s my wife, Brenda’s birthday tomorrow and we’re in Grapevine Canyon near the Colorado River to celebrate. It’s April 7th and the...
Apr 11, 20243 min read
Don't Bother Knockin, If The Patrol Car Is Rockin
Stan Hitt had no idea he had keyed the mike in his squad car. Neither did the woman with him. Her name was Phyllis. Phyllis wore a gold...
Apr 11, 20244 min read
An After Easter Story
I became involved in this group chat with a bunch of guys I didn’t know, mainly because I was bored, lonely and depressed. I know that...
Apr 5, 20243 min read
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