Opinion pieces

As a boy growing up in Brooklyn in the 1950s there is a television show that scares the bejesus out of me. Being only four years old, I...

Today we debut a new feature on Mr. Al’s Wacky World of Weirdness. It’s called “Ask Elon”  I don’t know how we got him. But Elon Musk...

Among middle school boys she is all the rage. She is the "Hawk Tuah Girl. " Her real name is Haliey Welch. In case you missed it,...

Right now, I’m sitting in a kids-size blue plastic chair in the 800 Hall right across from the Boys and Girls bathroom.           Just so...

Stephen Pawlich is not your typical student at Todos Los Santos Middle School. He is a furry. What’s a furry, you ask.           A furry...

Harold Heimlich was a crime reporter at the Nevada SUN newspaper. He was also a criminal.             Believe me. I know. I was there....

What did the drunk say when Doug Emhoff walked into the bar? "Hey buddy I bet I know who wears the pantsuits in your family." "She sure...

As the name suggests, The Sphere is a spherical entertainment complex. It is the most high-tech concert venue in the world. “Hey Pez, who...

My friend Pat is a conservative. My friend Geoff is a liberal. My friend Walt calls himself a communitarian. A communitarian, Walt tells...

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“Why couldn’t someone shoot off a piece of my ear. My campaign could use the boost.” In the Situation Room, President Biden and his...

Author’s Note: What follows is a work of fiction on the subject of domestic bliss. So you know that post I did a while back about my...

Republicans in Congress won't work with President Joe Biden on border control. They'll bitch about it. But won't work with him to do...

Whst follows Is A Work of Fiction. Marsellus Wallace, the owner of Bleedsloe’s Bar-B-Que on North La Brea Avenue in Compton told me to...

Author’s note: This story and the characters in it are a work of fiction. Johnny Horseraditch is feeling his oats. So is his buddy and...

News Flash Trump fixer Michael Cohen turns the tables on his old boss. Takes the witness stand in the Stormy Daniels hush money case In...