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P Diddy coming at you. How ya’ll doing ?  I’m here at the Institute of Federal Correction at Fort Dicks. I mean Fort Dix, New Jersey. Man, what a place.                 The accommodations are not up to my usual standards. No kiddie pool filled with baby oil. Lots of concrete, steel doors, steel bars and razor wire.                 If you have to get ahold of me, I have a new number. It’s 37452-054. That’s my inmate number.                 Man, what you all getting all freaked

Howdy folks, this is Will Rogers. Yeah, the Will Rogers.                 I speak now to the GREAT NORMAL MAJORITY . Now I know many of...

You would think, boys are boys and girls are girls. And rightly so. I understand the whole psychological thing where people go through...

Note To Readers: What follows is a work of fiction.                 There’s this kid who comes up to my chest. For the purposes of...

WARNING : Fasten your seatbelts. This is going to be a BUMPY RIDE.         You can take the son out of Brooklyn, but you can’t take the...

Lately I’ve been obsessed with the singer Post Malone. He’s the troubadour with the tattoos all over his face and the nasty grillwork in...

As a boy growing up in Brooklyn in the 1950s there is a television show that scares the bejesus out of me. Being only four years old, I...

Today we debut a new feature on Mr. Al’s Wacky World of Weirdness. It’s called “Ask Elon”  I don’t know how we got him. But Elon Musk...

Among middle school boys she is all the rage. She is the "Hawk Tuah Girl. " Her real name is Haliey Welch. In case you missed it,...

Right now, I’m sitting in a kids-size blue plastic chair in the 800 Hall right across from the Boys and Girls bathroom.           Just so...

Stephen Pawlich is not your typical student at Todos Los Santos Middle School. He is a furry. What’s a furry, you ask.           A furry...

Harold Heimlich was a crime reporter at the Nevada SUN newspaper. He was also a criminal.             Believe me. I know. I was there....