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Note To Readers: What follows is a work of fiction.                 There’s this kid who comes up to my chest. For the purposes of...

WARNING : Fasten your seatbelts. This is going to be a BUMPY RIDE.         You can take the son out of Brooklyn, but you can’t take the...

Lately I’ve been obsessed with the singer Post Malone. He’s the troubadour with the tattoos all over his face and the nasty grillwork in...

As a boy growing up in Brooklyn in the 1950s there is a television show that scares the bejesus out of me. Being only four years old, I...

Today we debut a new feature on Mr. Al’s Wacky World of Weirdness. It’s called “Ask Elon”  I don’t know how we got him. But Elon Musk...

Among middle school boys she is all the rage. She is the "Hawk Tuah Girl. " Her real name is Haliey Welch. In case you missed it,...

Right now, I’m sitting in a kids-size blue plastic chair in the 800 Hall right across from the Boys and Girls bathroom.           Just so...

Stephen Pawlich is not your typical student at Todos Los Santos Middle School. He is a furry. What’s a furry, you ask.           A furry...

Harold Heimlich was a crime reporter at the Nevada SUN newspaper. He was also a criminal.             Believe me. I know. I was there....

What did the drunk say when Doug Emhoff walked into the bar? "Hey buddy I bet I know who wears the pantsuits in your family." "She sure...

As the name suggests, The Sphere is a spherical entertainment complex. It is the most high-tech concert venue in the world. “Hey Pez, who...

My friend Pat is a conservative. My friend Geoff is a liberal. My friend Walt calls himself a communitarian. A communitarian, Walt tells...