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Biden Bids To Control Bladder
Republicans in Congress won't work with President Joe Biden on border control. They'll bitch about it. But won't work with him to do...
Jun 5, 20242 min read


NOTHING LIKE GOOD BARBECUE
Whst follows Is A Work of Fiction. Marsellus Wallace, the owner of Bleedsloe’s Bar-B-Que on North La Brea Avenue in Compton told me to...
May 27, 20248 min read


The TikTok Toilet Challenge
Author’s note: This story and the characters in it are a work of fiction. Johnny Horseraditch is feeling his oats. So is his buddy and...
May 20, 20245 min read


Cleaning Up The Augean Stables Of U.S. Politics
News Flash Trump fixer Michael Cohen turns the tables on his old boss. Takes the witness stand in the Stormy Daniels hush money case In...
May 13, 20243 min read


Who Going To Be Mr. America
Ladies and gentlemen and voters of all ages. Welcome to this special edition of Who’s Going To Be Mr. America. I’m Steve Stutterer your...
May 11, 20245 min read


Thank You Stormy Daniels
NEWS FLASH A Big Mr. Al's Wacky World Of Weirdness Heartfelt Thank You To Stormy Daniels For The Quote Of The Week. I Mean Quote Of The...
May 9, 20241 min read


Hey Kids Can We Cuss A little More
Kids cuss so much these days. They cussed in my day. I cussed like a mother-effer. But one thing we didn’t do was cuss out an adult. And...
May 5, 20246 min read


Oh No! I Forgot My DUDE WIPES
Okay it’s time to take out that stick stuck up your ass. It’s time to get down and dirty. Time for some bathroom humor for all you...
May 2, 20245 min read


Live From New York It's Saturday Night
Mmm good. MMM good. That’s why Campbell Soups are Mmm good. Don’t worry that wasn’t the teleprompter. I was ad libbing. Jill can you...
Apr 30, 20243 min read


Putin Needs A Food Tester
Food Taster Wanted. That’s what the ad on Indeed.com says. I’m out of work and looking for a job. So I read further. Vladimir Putin....
Apr 25, 20246 min read


Somebody Keeps Stealing My Lunches
Harold Heimlich was a crime reporter at the Nevada SUN newspaper. He was also a criminal. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Believe me. I know. I was there....
Apr 20, 20247 min read


Women And Mink Coats
There’s my wife in a mink coat pretending she’s J-LO. Don’t tell her I said that. She’s just as pretty as J-LO. Don’t tell her I said...
Apr 15, 20244 min read
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